"The sisters at Mercy sure would be surprised to see us now," Carol said, "we're drunk, we've been out all night, and yet somehow, I still feel innocent." "Yeah, me too." "Me too." "I wonder what we can do next, Josephine." "Oh, don't worry girls...I'll think of something. Mwa ha...mwa ha ha...mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Source
"Which two of these girls will someday be porn stars? Which one of these girls won't have sex for pay?"
...Coming soon to a TV near you, if this writers strike continues much longer.
One of my favorite Christmas songs is "The Christmas Waltz," as recorded by Frank Sinatra the second time as a single for Capitol records. Someone screen-named Tatsurou83 has used that recording as a soundtrack to the first three minutes or so of their Christmas home video.
The video's about as great as any home video by someone you don't know. So you might prefer just to collapse the window and listen to the song, which shouldn't necessarily work-it's got a freaking choral group on it. But it's haunting, and in a good way.
I especially love how, as the last chorus fades out, Frank says "Merry Christmas," and he sounds...innocent.
Here's, via YouTube, a clip from A Cosmic Christmas, a television special that first aired in 1977 in the wake of Star Wars' success. I think it's almost wholly forgotten now (last time I checked it wasn't in print on video), and if so I'm sorry about that. The story is great-and a little more meaningful than some others in its characterization, too.
In short synopsis, it might sound like your typical artificially sweetened Christmas special. "Three aliens land on earth and learn the meaning of Christmas." In execution it's something else again.
The animation has a freshness to it which, in my opinion, has not diminished in the 30 years since it first aired. The special was produced by Nelvana Limited, a Canadian company. That clip is just over two minutes, if you like it, Google Video has the whole thing, about 23 minutes.
Here's a very special minute from The Muppets Family Christmas, which united characters from Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, and so on.
Earlier in the special, there was a joke which I haven't been able to get out of my head for 20 years. As I remember, it went a little something like this. Fozzie has met a singing, joke telling snowman and tells Kermit,
"Hey Kermit, I got a great new partner for my act!" "Really? Who's your new partner?" "A snowman." "The heck you say."
You are Demeter! Demter was the Goddess of Agriculture,Her daughter was taken by Hades, the God of the Underworld,to become Queen of the Underworld.She was devestated and the world went into a state of perpetual Winter.She bargained with Hades that she could see her daughter half of every year, the Spring and Summer, which bloomed with flowers and returned to it's regular state while Fall and Winter stayed barren.
you resemble gwen stefani!!! you are unique and original. you can be quiet at times and loud at times. The beauty of gwen stafani can also be seen in you!
You are Birdget Marguardt! Your are a free sprite most of the time.You love to hang out with your pets and family. You do what you want and is always determend to get what you want.You are a very accomplished women and set high standers for yourself.You stand out with the differn't things you wear -and always love to get a good scare!
I can't decide if this is funnier than it's sad, but this quiz is riddled with illiteracies. However, get me, I'm Hugh Hefner's girlfriend!...Good figure, I mean, go figure...
