Saturday, April 19, 2008

Stoopid, yes, but tough as nails

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I've never played the Resident Evil video games (I outgrew video games before the '80s were over), so I judge the movies only as ac...

SUGGEST...You take one step, Green Isaac, One step away : -Stella Mater, light is failing, making such a fool of thee, when you'd love to be someone.

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And now, a brief photo essay on the Madonna-whore complex

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Joe Photo Dunno who this is. Don't care .

There is nothing wrong with your horizontal

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Nothing at all...

Jessica Simpson begins working street corners

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God knows, it was only a matter of time.

Now that's what I call a band.

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Or "The LZ Word." Yes, they're serious...and so am I. You should probably take what I say next with a grain or two of salt. Th...
Friday, April 18, 2008

Oh, this is creepy

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Proof positive that Marilyn Manson is unrelentingly evil. Dita Von Teese used to be married to Marilyn Manson, but he wasn't man enough ...

Let's see, haven't done one of these for a while...

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Emma Watson is trying to kill me. Death by pretty.

That's funny...all of a sudden, I've got a thirst for milk.

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(Yeah, I know, cheap joke...lay off.)

I think we can safely say Hillary Clinton has given up hope of getting my vote

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I left my heart in San Francisco...

And here we go again with another one of these...

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Knock knock knock knock knock... "Yes?" "Masseur, Miss Jolie! I'm here for your backrub." "Oh good. Come in. ...

It's not nice to fool mother Nature, Pam

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

The great tragedy of my life is that in my search for the Holy Grail everyone calls True Love...

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... I see myself as Zorro, a romantic and mysterious highwayman-and the women I desire see me as... - From the story "Grail," by H...

god forbid I should sound sexist...but...

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If ever there was a woman who should be in the back seat of a car...

Evidently, I haven't been showing Bridget Moynahan the love she deserves

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Guaranteed To Raise A Smile

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Noah's Ark -- The Untold Story (Via Robert O'Brien .)

Scarlett Johansson gets even hotter

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I know...you say to yourself, "How could Scarlett Johansson possibly be any more red-hot than she already is?" She's already g...

As I've said...I always do what breasts tell me to do.

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Quick "should-read" links from the AP

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Here's an analysis of the debate last night. I caught about three fourths of it, and this seems pretty right to me. ETA: And here's...

Come not between Kpu Lap and his prey...

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Luz Dos Olhos Originally uploaded by Gui =D