I love it! Now, if only they would narrow down what they mean by 'bling.' My high school boyfriend gave me a promise ring with a diamond chip in it, would that have qualified?
No. As I understand it, a promise ring, diamond chip or no diamond chip, is only worth a hand job.I certainly hope you didn't do anything more than that with your high school boyfriend, you dirty nasty slut.
No, not that it's any of your business, you hypocritical wanker. ;D
I beg your pardon-I've never wanked a hypocrite in my life...
Sure, Bennyboy, I believe you. Now, pull the other one... :)
Wot-has it got bells on?
I don't know, you tell me!
I love it! Now, if only they would narrow down what they mean by 'bling.' My high school boyfriend gave me a promise ring with a diamond chip in it, would that have qualified?
ReplyDeleteNo. As I understand it, a promise ring, diamond chip or no diamond chip, is only worth a hand job.
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope you didn't do anything more than that with your high school boyfriend, you dirty nasty slut.
No, not that it's any of your business, you hypocritical wanker. ;D
ReplyDeleteI beg your pardon-I've never wanked a hypocrite in my life...
ReplyDeleteSure, Bennyboy, I believe you. Now, pull the other one... :)
ReplyDeleteWot-has it got bells on?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, you tell me!
ReplyDelete