Thursday, July 07, 2011

To coin a phrase: This is obviously some new usage of the word "responsibility" I wasn't previously aware of

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Orrin Hatch: The 'Poor' Should Do More To Shrink Debt, Not The Rich "I hear how they're so caring for the poor and so forth...

I'd like to start a rumor--tee hee--that Demi Moore's daughter's real father is Tom Bailey of the Thompson Twins

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Contempt Prior to Investigation

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I haven't seen any of the films on Yahoo!'s list of " The 10 Biggest Movie Flops of 2011 (So Far )," but that's not go...
Thursday, June 30, 2011

Did you idiots learn nothing from when O'Reilly sued Franken?

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Remember that? When Bill O'Reilly tried to sue Al Franken because Franken's book annoyed him, and it only had the effect of publi...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011

And so it was, later, as the Miller told his tale, that my face at first just ghostly turned a whiter shade of pale

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Oh, my god. So help me, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Dennis Miller. Like a lot of people, I used to think he was a pretty gre...
Friday, June 24, 2011

I have to admit, I'm not terribly surprised...

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...that Cars 2 has ended up being the first Pixar film to receive a "Rotten" rating from the Rotten Tomatoes site. Making a seq...
Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice (UPDATED)

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UPDATE: Hmmmmm...a possible clue. Per her Facebook page, the great parodist--and, we hope, future Dancing With the Stars contestant--Julie...

A prediction: It is only a matter of time before Katy Perry starts making out with Marilyn Manson.

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Then he can ruin her too.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011

this is where the classic phrase "running around like a rapist with your head cut off" comes from*

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Woman walks through market holding severed head of man who tried to rape her *Joke courtesy of Ed Crasnick . Used by kind permission.

I wonder what it's like to know that you pissed off the king of Hollywood.

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Chilly, I would bet. STEVEN SPIELBERG ORDERED MEGAN FOX TO BE FIRED AFTER 'HITLER' COMMENT Ok so we reported a couple of days ago th...

Fuck you, Green Lantern.

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Ok, so, like, on 4chan somebody posted images from Saw III and made like it was some sort of "Take revenge on the Muslims" thing....
Monday, June 20, 2011

Ladies, I still say: If we can see your ribs, you're too skinny.

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Thought upon seeing the new "Miss USA."
Saturday, June 18, 2011

If you Google "dictionopolis in digitopolis nudity"...

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......the first four results are all from this blog. Fair enough, I suppose, but I do try to mix it up a bit. Perhaps more oddly (or not), t...
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

maura tierney update

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You longtime readers know that I like to look in on Tierney from time to time, simply because she is TPWFMA . So what's she up to these...

In the Republican debate Monday night, Rick "man on dog" Santorum said this:

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" You can look at my record. Not only have I been consistently pro-life, but I've ... taken the bullets to go out there and fight f...
Sunday, June 12, 2011

Juste de temps à autre… je dois être rappelé ceci.

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Sandra Lou -Banana split Uploaded by benja21
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Monday, June 06, 2011

That's okay, Anthony, I made a mistake too

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I thought you were single . You unbelieveable jackass.
Saturday, June 04, 2011

Today's contestant comes to us from an Android on the T-Mobile USA network (which is also the network I use, BTW) in Springdale, Arkansas...

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That's right, friends. It's another exciting episode of... "Who's searching for me now?"
Thursday, June 02, 2011

Beautiful.

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"This is part of the problem with the way this has progressed and one of the reasons I was perhaps, you'll forgive me, a little sti...
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

More fun with headlines

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Billy Ray Cyrus Admits He Could Have Been a Better Father Rest of country admits: We agree.