I may have to rethink this whole "Buddhism-influenced" thing

Sign outside Yoga studio today: "Om is Where the Heart Is."

I don't even know how to begin to tell you all the things that are wrong with this

The Travel Channel is running a show called "Most Unique McDonalds."

Oh, well that's just divine

If you follow national politics at all, you may have heard of one Sharron Angle. And if you've seen her on TV you may have come, as I have, to the conclusion that this woman A) Is probably a slow reader, if she reads at all, and B) Is creepy.

I'm not even talking about her positions on the issues, which are a whole other level of hell. I'm just talking about the way she comes off. As for her position on an issue...

Manders: Is there any reason at all for an abortion?

Angle: Not in my book.

Manders: So, in other words, rape and incest would not be something?

Angle: You know, I'm a Christian and I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations and we need to have a little faith in many things.

Hear that, ladies? If you become pregnant because you were raped by a close relative, rejoice and be happy, for that is all just part of God's great good plan for you.

This is what you call your eerily apt metaphor for my own mind

Brilliant.

Ever wonder what Steve Martin's contractual tour guidelines are?