Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Facebook are some kind of junkie dealers or sumthin'

This morning, I tried logging in to my Facebook, to get this message:

Account Unavailable: Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience.


I got a similar (but not duplicate) message for a while last night, but that was fixed in, as best I recall, less than an hour. Searching around for info I find that some people have been stuck in this maddening situation for months.

At least I still have my blogs...

ETA: Deleting my entire browsing history and restarting the computer seems to have done the trick.

Jon Stewart last night

This made me laugh harder than I have in years.

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A Love Bizarre

You know...it's not like, to be honest, I ever thought Jennifer Love Hewitt had much more to offer than the body curvy with the breasts and all. She may be passable as a dramatic actress (please note my use of the word "may"), but she damn sure can't play comedy.

However, I'd be a hypocrite if I said there was necessarily anything really wrong with that. True, I prefer a woman who has a little more talent (your Alyson Hannigans) to those that don't (your Jessica Albas).

But oh, gee, a woman made it in Hollywood more because of her body than her talent. I'll alert the media.

Now, however, she's starting to worry me with her bizarre behavior. This weekend, it seems, was her birthday, and she had what was billed as an "'80s" theme party.

Go ahead, follow that link. She thinks that's '80s?

Monday, February 22, 2010

As usual, I have a slightly different "take."

As you may have heard, a couple of ice dancers in the olympics are being accused of showing disrespect for Aborigines in their routine. I have nothing to say about this issue one way or the other.

However, I would like to point out something I noticed in the picture. Look closely at the man.



I think now we know what Conan O'Brien is doing with his time off...

Appreciation of the '80s

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I'd act like this was crazy, but the truth is...

...I've known goth was dead (no play on words intended) since Betty & Veronica went that way.



And now Disney's getting into the goth biz.

Oh What a Circus

A conservative blogger saw 'socialist' books in the White House library. He photographed them, and crowed that he finally had evidence of Michelle Obama's leanings.

You kinda see it coming, don't you?

Turns out, the books have been in the library since Jackie Kennedy put them there. Which means through Nixon, Ford, Reagan and both Bushes.

Lousy commies.

Pride.

As of this morning, this blog is ranked #2 if you do a Google search for "rational substance in relationship."

Friday, February 19, 2010

I can't figure this guy out at all...

You know...there are few things I like in life more than a truly perfect fool.

Let me explain what I mean.

It is not enough, simply to be a gay-hating moron...



...you have to be a gay-hating moron who comes off like some bad SNL character from the past 25 years (in other words, an SNL character from the past 25 years).

You have to say things like (quotes via the War Room at Salon)

Human nature is a rational substance in relationship to the intelligible end of the reproductive act of reproduction.


OK. I'm pretty good with the words things (that example notwithstanding), but I've looked at his sentence forwards, backwards and sideways.

I can't even understand what he's trying to say for more than a third of it. And the part I do understand, he's wrong about:

Human nature is a rational substance...


Really. Humans including Tiger Woods and Lindsay Lohan? Including that sad fuck in Texas who couldn't just kill himself, no, he had to kill someone else along the way and injure a dozen others? Humans like Pamela Anderson and Sarah Palin?

Human nature is rational. Like hell.

(I don't even want to get into "the reproductive act of reproduction.")

And oh yes, there's more. After the GOP crowd, to their credit, start booing him:

"The lesbians at Smith College protest better than you do!"


He says it twice, even though it wasn't funny the first time. But again: I can't even figure out who this is meant to insult!

The said lesbians? But he's comparing them, favorably, to people in his own party.

Is he taking a shot at people booing him? Maybe...but in an really odd, praising-with-faint-damns kind of way.

(BTW, should any lesbians at Smith College happen to stumble across this entry, his turn of phrase was born to be on bumper stickers and T-shirts.)

This is what I mean when I speak of a perfect fool.

ETA: Just noticed that the prick is from my beloved home state of California, too, which is just the cherry on the cake...

Right.

Updating that story about the loon who called for my Senator to be hanged...the woman (!) who said that now says the remark was perfectly okay, because
"Nobody had a rope to hang Patty Murray,"
Oh, well all right then. I mean, I'd like to see Sarah Palin bled to death, so it'd be okay if I called for it a public rally, as long as nobody there has a knife that could do the job. Good to know.

That, BTW, was the woman's second or third attempt to get away from her own words. First
she denied to The Associated Press that she was the speaker, [then] said Thursday night that the rest of the statement was that she wanted to "hang Patty Murray, by vote."


Because that's an ordinary expression, something you hear every day.

Just as a side note: In the comments on that story, there's a fellow who tries to convince either the other readers or himself (I'm not really sure which)
that the majority of these tea party people are independents who are pissed off at both republicans and democrats. These are the SAME people who gave Obama his victory because independents crossed over and voted AGAINST Bushes term.


No, they're not. They just describe themselves that way for a smokescreen.
A CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Wednesday also indicates that Tea Party activists would vote overwhelmingly Republican in a two-party race for Congress.


This begs the question: What if it was a three-party race?

The answer is: That would ensure the election of the Democratic candidate. :-)
The Democratic candidate gets 45 percent in both scenarios, but the GOP candidate's share of the vote drops from 47 percent in a two-way contest to just 33 percent with a Tea Party candidate on the ballot.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Okay, you got yer choice here.

You can read about how a pro-lifer equated rape to car theft.

Or you can watch nine minutes of a face on the comedian's Mount Rushmore.



I know which I'd do, but hey, freedom of choice...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Patty Murray is my Senator, damnit.

So I don't like it when a bunch of loons call for her to be hanged. I do, however, like this:

"How many of you have watched the movie Lonesome Dove?," asked an unidentified female speaker from the podium. "What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that's what I want to do with Patty Murray."


How many of you are surprised that she didn't know it was a book, too?

Barack Obama is a big scaredy-cat chicken

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs tells TIME that the President would be interested in appearing on "The Daily Show," but not on its Comedy Central counterpart "Colbert Report."

"I think the President would love to," Gibbs said when asked if President Obama would appear on "The Daily Show." "Just maybe not Colbert," he said.

Gibbs explained his reasoning for avoiding Colbert: "I have yet to see a politician best Stephen Colbert in an interview on his show. I mean, he's really, really good."

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I can't think of a cute caption for this, just take my word for it and watch

Having openly naked hatred for the state of Tennessee carries with it certain responsibilities

One of these is that when its residents show signs of actually being peaceloving, caring and kind, you must also acknowledge this.

Per Think Progress:

Since the hate crime at Al-Farooq, however, there has been “outpouring of neighborly support” for the mosque, with neighbors helping to clean up the graffiti. “It made me sick to my stomach, because I don’t expect this in Nashville,” said resident John Tighe. At least 150 people — “including spiritual leaders from several faiths” — also went to an open house at the Islamic Center of Nashville on Saturday to learn more about the Islamic faith and pledge “support for local Muslims in the wake of last week’s defacement” of Al-Farooq.


Let it never be said that this blog was unfair.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Recommended reading:

On Rachel Maddow's reportage of "Don't Ask Don't Tell."

Her executive producer, Bill Wolff, says Maddow gets just as exercised about wasteful weapons systems. "I don't think it's personal so much because she is gay and it's an issue of gay rights, but because it's an issue of military efficiency," he says.


If Maddow has an affinity for military issues, it may be because she is the daughter of an Air Force captain. She is writing a book on the military and politics. The key to her approach has not been standing on her soapbox, which would be predictable, but humanizing the issue by featuring men who want to serve their country -- and happen to be gay.


"I prefer having dissenting voices speak to Rachel on an issue," Wolff says. "We have a difficult time sometimes booking folks who don't agree with Rachel."


I'll bet.

Maddow accepts the fact that some critics believe she must be biased on the subject. But she offers a simple response:

"I can't do the show as a non-gay person. I don't have that option."

Arghhh!

Hollywood's latest remake of a film that doesn't need to be remade...

Arthur.

Yes, Arthur. The well-nigh untouchable award-winner from 1981.

And who are they getting to fill the shoes of Dudley Moore in his best role?

Russell Brand.

Russell fucking Brand.

Fuck.

The script of the original shines and sparkles, it's a classic. Based on this early review of the script of the remake...it's just sick.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

How you know when you've made a really dumb mistake

Classic mix-up: NBC confuses Terry Fox and Michael J. Fox
By Trey Kerby

Terry Fox is a Canadian legend whose cross-Canada run, the Marathon of Hope, inspired Canadians while raising money for cancer research. Michael J. Fox is a Canadian actor who starred in the legendary "Back to the Future" trilogy and has become an advocate for Parkinson's disease research. They're pretty easy to confuse for each other. Right, NBC?



It's understandable to misspeak the name during a live setting, so we can give Meredith Vieira a pass. But the graphics are a little harder to explain, especially considering the broadcast actually showed Terry Fox before switching to the "Family Ties" star.

I'm guessing NBC would love to take a DeLorean back to last night to get this right. Zing!



You know how I know this was a really dumb mistake? Because, I don't care about, nor do I follow sports. In my own country, let alone the Canadlians. Many if not most of you know that.

But even I know who Terry Fox was.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

For those of you playing at home...

Entertainment Weekly's done an article listing 24 romantic comedy cliches.

This is stupid of me, but it actually warms my heart to see that I didn't use any of them while I was writing My Girlfriend's Boyfriend. I may have come close a few times, and there's one near miss, but nah: None of em.

This is creepier than The House of the Devil



And that's pretty darn creepy.

(Blame Viper)

Things that make you realize just how old you are

I don't recognize half the artists--at least--on the "We Are The World" remake. Which (to me) is pretty low in the goosebump factor.



Still, I hope it makes a lot of money.

I think I see just one little flaw in that approach

Looks like President Obama is counting on Americans to act like adults after the health care "summit."

Nascar.
"Reality" shows.
"It's snowing here, so therefore there is no global warming!"
John freaking-Edwards.

Adults.

Yeah, good luck with that, Mr. President.

If it's a holiday, it must be time for Amy



I still don't understand how I ended up on Amy Ephron's "One For The Table" mailing list. But in her Valentine's Day "issue" there's a story about "My Best Date" by a woman named Anna Harari (I think she's a restaurant critic).

It's actually pretty great.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Actually I find it kind of exciting, as words go

Finally, something on which I completely disagree with Rachel Maddow. For the most part, I love her wonderful sanity and the way she slams people who deserve to be slammed.

But tonight, she devoted the first segment of her show to presenting a case, somewhat in fun but with a serious undercurrent: That the reason this country can't get a grip on the changes that need to be made to the filibuster form of obstruction is because the word "filibuster" is

"the most boring word in the English language."


I respectfully disagree. Not about the need to reform the obstruction, I've been convinced that abuses have made that imperative. But about the word. And it's not just because it reminds me of a great West Wing episode, "The Stackhouse Filibuster."

Break down the word: Filibuster.

Filly-Buster.

Filly: A young (under the age of four) female horse.

Informal usage: "A lively, high-spirited girl or young woman."

Buster: "Originally a nickname ...from the word bust."

Secondary: A good name for a pet dog, or a cartoon rabbit, or a 1920s comedian, or a happy nightclub singer, or a comic strip character, or a make of footwear.

These are all things that I like, most most especially the lively; high-spirited young women and the word "bust."

Maybe "filibuster" excites me as a word because it connotates all that.

This is the kind of thing that makes me wish we could return to feeding Christians to the lions

Tennessee Mosque Vandalized After Local TV Station Airs Irresponsible Report On ‘Homegrown Jihad’

That's the way to upset the teabaggers...

Put it in the comics, where you know they'll read it.

Clearly, I'm going to need some popcorn

The White House has just released its letter inviting Congressional leaders to the health care summit on February 25th, sharing some detail about who will attend and how the summit will work.



The session will begin at 10:00 a.m. and be broadcast live in its entirety…

The President will offer opening remarks at the beginning of the meeting, followed by remarks from a Republican leader chosen by the Republican leadership and a Democratic leader chosen by the Democratic leadership. The President will then open and moderate iscussion on four critical topics: insurance reforms, cost containment, expanding coverage, and the impact health reform legislation will have on deficit reduction.

Since this meeting will be most productive if information is widely available before the meeting, we will post online the text of a proposed health insurance reform package. This legislation would put a stop to insurance company abuses, extend coverage to millions of Americans, get control of skyrocketing premiums and out-of-pocket costs, and reduce the deficit.

It is the President’s hope that the Republican congressional leadership will also put forward their own comprehensive bill to achieve those goals and make it available online as well.


And about the Republicans "It's a trap!" meme...

Well a man can dream, can't he?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I leave it to you to decide just how large...

...a grain of salt you want to take this with, bearing in mind that it comes directly from The Democratic Party...but I think it's worth reading. It's a record of President Obama's accomplishments thus far.

'scuse me...someone needs to say this

Attn, East Coast pundits...

IT'S JUST SNOW, YOU PUSSIES! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA!

Thank you.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Blackpool TARDIS


Blackpool TARDIS
Originally uploaded by willhowells
The way the inside is supposed to look, damnit.

He noticed.

Obama ... Charges GOP Wants To Kill All His Initiatives

No, Mr. Knoller, that's what we want.

Obama Says Bipartisanship, But What He Wants Is GOP Surrender
by Mark Knoller


Sometimes I think it would be great to have this Democratic warrior that people like Knoller keep warning us against. Where is that guy?

Sunday, February 07, 2010

And people wonder why I turn to the Saw movies for relaxation and something my brain can enjoy

When this is reality, can you blame me?

Palin Considering 2012 Run, Defends Limbaugh's Use Of 'Retard'


All of a sudden, watching a movie where somebody might have to gouge their own eyes out doesn't seem so crazy, now does it?

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Things You Don't Need To Know

From William Knoedelseder's book on stand-up comics:

Alison Arngrim had a secret crush on Jay Leno and thought he had a really cute butt.


Things you don't need to know.

If you're anything like me, you've been wondering about this:

Where can I find video of a young woman rocking a ukulele to "Don't Let's Start" by They Might Be Giants?

Wonder no further.

Jay Leno is the Host of the Tonight Show. Jay Leno Has Always Been The Host of the Tonight Show.

NBC has removed virtually all traces of The Tonight Show w/Conan OBrien from their websites.

Obviously this isn't revisionism on as disturbing a scale as, say, attempts by republicans to act as though George W.'s presidency never existed (though lord knows, I understand the temptation).

But still: Way to stay classy, NBC.

FWIW, I'm on Colin Hay's side in this

A judge has decided that the flute riff in Men At Work's "Down Under" was plagiarised from the old song "Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree."

Men at Work's Colin Hay has issued an angry statement calling the Down Under plagiarism case "opportunistic greed".


To my mind (and ear), he's right. Musical riffs "quote" others all the time, and usually it's just a way, some wittier than others, to give an attentive listener a little treat. This is not the same thing as plagiarism.

"When I co-wrote Down Under back in 1978, I appropriated nothing from anyone else's song.

"There was no Men At Work, there was no flute, yet the song existed. That's the truth of it, because I was there, Norm Lurie was not, and neither was Justice Jacobson," wrote an emotional Hay.

Okay, this is not so funny anymore

You know how I like to occasionally riff on the odd search terms that lead people to this blog? Taking note of how high it is in the Google ranking and such?

Well, I just learned that we're number five for the search (and I'm going to alter this to discourage further searches, but you'll get the idea):

b0yhunt3r ch1ld v3ry y0ung b0y k1d g@y f0t0


The reason for this is that they're combining material from several of my posts, one about the Make-A-Wish Foundation, one of my "name that horror movie" posts, an entry on Ted Nugent and my review of the premiere of Greek.

Still...delightful, isn't it?

Friday, February 05, 2010

That's a real good way to lose my vote, folks

I've been getting robo-calls lately in which local teachers urge me to support a couple of "levies" coming up in an election here that they say will keep funding for schools. OK, so maybe it will.

But I just heard on my voicemail from yesterday one of those robocalls recorded by a fucking child. I don't care whether I agree with the cause or not, that's exploitation. What's more, it reeks of desperation. To say nothing of manipulation.

This has more twists than...well, a Saw movie.

Okay, follow along with me now.

1. Writer/director James Wan and writer/actor Leigh Whannell create Saw, released in 2004.

2. Saw makes millions of dollars, becomes the most profitable horror franchise of all time.

3. In 2009, the sixth film in the series gets the best reviews since the original.

4. But gets beaten up and has its lunch money stolen by an upstart called Paranormal Activity.

5. Saw VI director Kevin Greutert is hired to direct Paranormal Activity 2.

6. But the distributors and producers of the Saw films activate a clause in his contact, obligating him to direct VII instead.

7. The team that made Paranormal Activity signs a deal "to finance and produce low-budget genre pics."

8. Their first to be written and directed by...Leigh Whannell and James Wan.

Been following the James O’Keefe thing?

If so, I bet I know what you've been saying. I bet you've been saying, if only he were a racist, too...

Well, guess what.

He's a racist, too.

H/T Blue Gal.

PS: You can well imagine my pleasure at learning there is also a connecton to utterly creepy conservative John Derbyshire, with whom you shouldn't trust your pubescent daughter.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Things you should know about the modern GOP

Republican National Committee official says more GOP outreach to women is necessary because “women sometimes need a little more hand-holding.”

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Conan O'Brien, the clown with heart

Conan Paying Crew Severance Out Of Pocket: TMZ


...the NBC deal didn't go far enough and now Conan is paying for staff severance out of his own pocket.

TMZ reports that Conan's "Tonight Show" stagehands were not covered in his exit package, so he has promised to pay the nearly 50-person crew "at least six weeks severance out of his own pocket."

The crew union is "very happy" with Conan's handling of the situation, TMZ reports.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Joe Lieberman: Proof positive that all Jews are not funny

From his speech last night at the Alfalfa Club:

As you may recall, I was Al Gore’s running mate in 2000. A lot of pundits said he picked me because I was willing to criticize Bill Clinton.

But by those standards, he should have picked Hillary!

There was some controversy from my Senate Democratic colleagues that at the same time I was running as vice president with Al, I was also running for reelection to the Senate.

When John Edwards heard about it, he said to me, “Isn’t that like two-timing?”


I’m going to reach out to people who disagree with me. The only nomination I know for certain is Keith Olberman, whom I plan to make Secretary of Interior . . . in hopes he’ll get lost in a national park.


On foreign affairs, I understand what Guantanamo has come to mean in world opinion. But we can fix that, without closing Guantanamo.

All we have to do is change its name. How about calling it the Richard B. Cheney Resort and Rehabilitation Spa?

I bet the water sports will be really great.


I could speculate here upon what he thinks "water sports" actually means...but no, can't talk, too busy w/sides splitting...

This has gotta be a metaphor.

For what, I don't know.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Not like I was planning to watch the super bowl anyway, but...

Per Think Progress, following the urgings of the right wing including Sarah Palin,


CBS Allows Focus On The Family Advocacy Ad During Super Bowl, But Bans Gay Dating Site Ad


Their stated reason? The ad with gay content was considered an "advocacy ad" that was not "responsibly produced" and “not within the Network’s broadcast standards for Super Bowl Sunday.”

Andrew Sullivan flits in-and-out of my good graces, but when he's right, he's right:
There is one reason this ad was denied. Its gay content was deemed offensive to football fans, while an anti-abortion issues ad wasn’t.


He also notes that FotF is "Christianist and virulently anti-gay." This is true. But they're also sickening, anti-Semitic, child-abusing, sexist bigots.

Nice going, CBS.

Updated: They say: "Hey, you fool watch out! You'll get mauled by the lion's mouth." I don't think so.

Update: Andrew Sullivan has a good round-up of reaction by bloggers from both the left and the right to Obama's performance yesterday. Me, all I have to say is now that's the President I voted for!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Just something I found and liked


Lil' Red by *2DCale on deviantART

Justice! Sweet, juicy justice!

Quoting in its entirety from the FDL News Desk...

Scott Roeder, the man who killed abortion services provider Dr. George Tiller, has been found guilty of first-degree murder in a Kansas courtroom today. The jury took just 15 minutes to deliberate on their decision, a fact bolstered by Roeder’s testimony on the witness stand yesterday, where he basically admitted to killing Tiller, while saying that it was necessary to saving the unborn. Defense lawyers had sought voluntary manslaughter in the trial, but the judge said yesterday that the jury could not consider that charge in their decision, or a lesser second-degree murder conviction.

Under Kansas law, Roeder’s sentence will be, at a minimum, life imprisonment with the possibility of parole only after 25 years.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Goddamnit. Bugs Bunny is not supposed to be this scary.


Holy shit.

Ok, fair warning, this is another Saw post, but stay with me--something actually interesting (to people other than me) has happened. The shortest possible version:

Twisted Pictures and Lionsgate, the companies that produce and distribute the Saw films, respectively, have just exercised a contractual option.

Kevin Greutert, who directed Saw VI, has been pulled off of Paranormal Activity 2, which Paramount had hired him to direct, and they're now forcing him at contractual gunpoint to direct Saw 3D.

Now he has to direct a film he had no hand in preparing, and which oh, by the way, starts shooting in two weeks. And David Hackl, who was to have directed the new film and had done all the pre-production until this date, has been pushed out.

For me this is doubly bittersweet: I thought Greutert did a better job on VI than David Hackl did on V, and like most Saw fans, I wanted him back. But not like this.

This sure looks like really a shitty thing to do to the both of them.

Be careful what you wish for...

Monday, January 25, 2010

Brace yourselves, fellow children of the '80s...

The Rubik's Cube turns 30.

Zen kitty. Gotta love it.

Photobucket

Mute swan feeding


Mute swan feeding
Originally uploaded by the longhairedgit
Swans - effortlessly beautiful take care !
You ought to be aware of foxes hiding
Go on - still time for you to sail back to his side
While I forget I ever saw you gliding

Prefab Sprout - Swans

Saturday, January 23, 2010

As you may imagine, this pleases me

Bravo, the "arts film" network, is showing Saw and Saw II next week.

Ways to cheer yourself up

When you feel like nothing, say, "Thank god I'm not Andy Dick."

(unless Andy Dick happens to read this. In which case: Dude. You've got to stop going to the dark place...)

Countdown to Bristol Palin's next baby, in five, four, three, two...

Bristol Palin Vows Not to Have Sex Again Until Marriage

2Trons2

This is--allegedly--a track that Daft Punk has written for the Tron sequel.



I'm not lovin' it (but I'm not hating it either). It'll always be hard to top Wendy Carlos's score to the original Tron for me--I consider it a still-astonishing gem.

If I were inclined towards conspiracy theories, this would be...(edited w/addition)

...fodder for a doozy. As I was watching the last Tonight Show w/Conan O'Brien, in the last five minutes, my screen suddenly froze, and then went black.

ETA: Thank god for YouTube. This is what I missed.

Friday, January 22, 2010

You ran right into it...full speed.

From the AP:

Obama also said the [health overhaul] legislation has "run into a bit of a buzz saw" of special interest opposition and partisan politics.


Yes, you did, Mr. President. Still, The Washington Monthly says, and I agree:
Pass the damn bill.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Scott Baio is a tool.

Exhibit C.

How bizarre

After weeks of wrangling between "Tonight Show" host O'Brien and NBC, the network today announced that it and O'Brien are officially parting ways.

"Under terms of an agreement that was signed earlier today, NBC and O'Brien will settle their contractual obligations and the network will release O'Brien from his contract, freeing him to pursue other opportunities after September 1, 2010," NBC said.



September 1, 2010?

My 39th birthday?

I might think of this as a kind of present, but I'd rather have one of Conan's millions (Just one. That's all. I'm not greedy.).

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The sonofabitch did it again!

Remember my observation of a few days ago that people are taking shots at Jay Leno for (allegedly) unprofessional/and or unethical behavior, and all he seems to have to fire back are personal attacks?

Yay...

I love this song, but never found a video for it till now. This is somebody's school project, not "official," but...



...they did a nice job.

Yeah, I'm not quite sure you've got a good bead on that, Jay

Blisteringly funny.



Dave may not have a dog in this fight, but I got a couple...

And good luck with that

From Drew Westen:

It is a truly remarkable feat, in just one year's time, to turn the fear and anger voters felt in 2006 and 2008 at a Republican Party that had destroyed the economy, redistributed massive amounts of wealth from the middle class to the richest of the rich and the biggest of big businesses, and waged a trillion-dollar war in the wrong country, into populist rage at whatever Democrat voters can cast their ballot against.


We have competing ideas in a democracy -- and hence competing parties -- for a reason. To paper them over and pretend they do not exist, particularly when the ideology of one of the parties has proven so devastating to the lives of everyday Americans, is not a virtue. It is an abdication of responsibility.


Voters will come to blame you for not having solved a problem you didn't create, and you will allow the other side to create an alternative narrative for what's happened (government spending, deficits, big government, socialism) that will stick. And it will particularly stick if you make no efforts to prevent it from starting or sticking.


...the White House missed the point. The issue isn't about right or left. It's about whose side you're on. In Massachusetts, the voters believe they know. It's now up to the President and his party to convince the American people otherwise.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Cuckoo! (edited w/additions & links)

Mark Evanier is a good guy and has had some good things to say about what he calls "the whole Jay/Conan/Dave/etc. squabble." I don't always agree with him--for one thing, he likes Jay as host a lot more than I do--but that's not necessary. Today he offers these thoughts (excerpted and commented upon below)


One of the intriguing things to me about the whole Jay/Conan/Dave/etc. squabble is how folks are reacting to it, generally taking the side of the guy they find funniest and working backwards from there to explain how he's the good guy in the war.


For my part, I've long liked Conan and Dave, especially, more than I like Jay--as a host. I'm part of the minority--Ken Tucker and Patton Oswalt are others--who thinks that for all The Tonight Show has made Jay rich and famous, it's killed him absolutely dead as a stand up comedian. And he used to be one of the finest.

None of that, however, is why I've "taken the side" of Conan. If it were just that, I think I'd have said something like "Well, I do prefer Conan, but what the hell, he'll land somewhere safe and comfortable."

I don't think Jay is necessarily a bad guy, and Conan certainly isn't. NBC? Different story. They're the ones who, like the dog with two bones fabled in song by Devo, couldn't just make their choice and ride with it. They picked at one--they licked the other--they've gone in circles.

ETA: It's being reported that a "sticking point" in O'Brien's current negotiantions with NBC involves his staff. Many if not most of whom uprooted their lives to work on The Tonight Show, and who aren't getting 20-odd million to walk out the door marked exit.

According to a "source", O'Brien wants to be sure they all get good severance packages of their own.

Back to Mark, he also argues that one (BIG) reason Conan was given the time he needed to get better and fall into a rhythm on Late Night, time he hasn't been given on Tonight, is because of:


Lorne Michaels is, of course, the man who gave the world Saturday Night Live, which is one of the five-or-so greatest success stories in the history of broadcast television. Carson aside, he was the person who most intimidated (i.e., frightened) the suits at that network. And he was the man who plucked Conan O'Brien out of utter obscurity to host that show and Michaels also served as its Executive Producer. I don't know how often, if at all, he had to fight to keep Conan on the air. But I'll bet you that now and then, when someone suggested dropping the new kid, one exec there turned to another and said, "Hey, if you want to cancel him, you call Lorne and tell him he had a lousy idea!"

Now, I don't have any inside info on this but it is a fact that Mr. Michaels is uninvolved with The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.



I have even less inside info than Mark, but I suspect he's absolutely right about this. It's been apparent to me for some time that Michaels is an 800-pound gorilla around NBC.

(That's how he kept 30 Rock on the air, I think, even though it isn't and never has been a hit.)

I could agree with this 100%, except for one thing...

I don't think they're ever gonna wake up.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

if you wouldn't mind, tap on the comments line down there to the right and introduce yourself.

Say!

It's time for my semi-annual "tell me who you are" post, which goes a little something like this...

Yo, all you homeboys and girls out there!

I'd just like to know a little bit about who you are and where you came from. Or what you like or not about the blog.

So...Tell me anything and everything you want me to know, or you think I might like to know about you.

A few suggested questions to answer follow. Use as many or none of them as you like. This is strictly for my own curiosity-I'm not conducting a demographic survey or anything.

When and how did you find my blog?

When you're not reading this blog, what are you trying to do with your life?

And how's that going for you?

Where did you grow up, and where do you live now?

Children?

Pets?

Sick of the Saw references yet? (If yes, it's only fair to warn you, the VI DVD will be out on the 26th, so it's going to stay engaged with my head for a while yet).

Team Conan or Leno?

The bright side of Canada: What is it?

Why haven't you seen The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus yet?

Have you commented on my Facebook page? Don't you think you should?

Would it surprise you to learn that I just read an "oral biography" of Jerry Garcia?

Are you a gifted, appealing young actress reading this blog in secret just to see what I've written about you? If so, it's okay--I won't tell.

This is the saddest headline I've ever seen.

Leno gets support from staff...


Meanwhile, Conan gets support from people he doesn't employ.

Good question.

Pictures of my cats

I forgot I had those shoes...



I'll never forget the cat, though.



Siouxie, patrolling for rustlers.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Late Night War II (EDITED W/ADDITION)

A couple of things from around the web:

Is it wrong that I think I kinda want the Team Conan boxer shorts?

And I think I agree with virtually every word of this take on Leno. Except for the parts about Seinfeld. The writer is clearly a fan, but I think the ex-sitcom star suffers from some of the same flaws identified in Leno.

Specifically, that he thinks it's funny when a multi-millionaire jokes about how expensive Junior Mints are at the movies. That sort of thing. Otherwise, it's dead-on.

ETA: On his show last night, Jay Leno said:

"Even Dave Letterman's taking shots at me," he continued. "Which surprised me—usually he's just taking shots at the interns."


Observation: Unless I'm mistaken, all the shots that Letterman and virtually all of the other late-night comics have taken at Leno stem from the same perception: That he (and NBC) has behaved unprofessionally and/or unethically.

They promised Conan O'Brien The Tonight Show, let him move his family and most if not all of his staff across the country, and then they went...psych! Whether or not this perception is true is debatable, I suppose, but I don't want to get into that.

My point is: Leno couldn't "fire back" at Dave on a professional or ethical level because by all reports, nobody questions his professionalism or ethics on the job, except perhaps for some network executives, who hardly count. So he went personal. NBC, meanwhile, did the same to Conan, calling the guy they chose to take over The Tonight Show names.

If 10-plus years online has taught me nothing else...and it hasn't...it has taught me this: The side that goes personal and starts calling names first hasn't any substantive criticism to make.

NBC blew it, they blew it publicly, and now they're circling the wagons. And Leno is still trying to exorcise his guilt for weaseling The Tonight Show away from Letterman in the first place.

If you can't join 'em, beat 'em, Conan.

Sometimes I think we should just put C-Span in the hands of the producers of "The Real World."

From Think Progress, quoted in entirety:

On Christmas Eve, Washington Post columnist David Broder published a “pox-on-both-their-houses” column, lamenting that the health care reform package that was about to pass the Senate didn’t have any “signs” of “bipartisan support.” But the new Allstate/National Journal Heartland Monitor poll out today indicates that the public doesn’t agree with Broder’s concern about bipartisanship. Asked what actions elected officials could undertake to increase trust in them, a majority said that “making a stronger effort to stand up for principle” would help “a lot” while only 35 percent said more focus “on compromising with members of the opposite political party” would help “a lot”:

Well, this week I rented and watched Rob Zombie's Halloween II, which dropped and went ker-splat at the box office last year.

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Still, I'd had some hope for it. Zombie's first Halloween remake goes into my category of movies that are "probably as good as they could be, considering they didn't need to be made."

So my hope was that, freed of comparison to one of the scariest movies ever, he might be able to do something great. Especially since the 1981 Halloween II really kinda sucks.

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Sad to say, so does the 2009 version, but it does not suck quite as bad as the 1981. I think this is because Zombie is a better director than Rick Rosenthal (Zombie's unrated director cut is the version I watched).

You sense him trying everything in his bag to try to make this into an effectively scary, haunted-house of a movie, and once or twice he succeeds, especially with the quick-flash editing. But the problem is, this haunted house is empty.

With his approach to the first remake, Zombie had some new ground to cover: The growth of Michael Myers from disturbed child to slashing adult.

But here, though he tries like a motherfucker to show us more about the way the adult Michael thinks, he never convinces that this sequel has any reason to exist.

Save that the last one made money, of course. It's notable that Malcolm McDowell's character in the follow-up is portrayed as a sellout cashing-in on the pain of others. Artist's mirror, Rob?

Writing about the last movie, I said
To an extent, good casting comes to Zombie's rescue here.


All the stars of the newer film are repeating their roles from the last and they're just as good, however they're even more sorely lacking in good things to do.

McDowell is simply wasted and Sheri Moon Zombie has virtually nothing to do but lead around a white horse. Even the height of Tyler Mane (he plays grown-up Michael) is not exploited as well as it was last time.

The three strongest actors do suggest a direction I would rather have seen this movie go.



Brad Dourif returns as the weary Sheriff, Danielle Harris as his teenage daughter who survived a Myers attack in the first film, and Scout Taylor-Compton as Laurie, the unwitting center of it all.


Yes, friends, this is the face of a survivor.

Laurie's adoptive parents having been killed by Michael in the first movie, she's now moved in with the Sheriff and his daughter and it isn't going well.

Here was a set-up for a much more interesting film to do what few horror series have ever done, really deal with the psyches of people who survived such an attack.

There are moments that suggest Zombie wanted to do just that, but they never come together and stand up as anything because he always has to go back to the tired old tale of the unstoppable masked killer.

Dourif, the old pro, is the only one to be given more to do in the sequel than he was in the first, and he deserves it. He even manages to put an almost uncomfortable amount of real emotion into what could've been a horribly bad scene where he discovers a loved one has been killed. It's the singer, not the song.

Unfortunately, the novelty of casting Harris as a friend of the character whose daughter she played at ten years old in the original Halloween series has all but worn off.

She does a nice job, and based on some of her other roles I believe she could've done even better, but...her character doesn't even leave the house.

Something could've been made of this. Perhaps her experience of the last movie left her agoraphobic. This might help explain why she and Laurie are always sniping at each other, but it's never indicated, so we're left with a character that apparently exists only to clash with Laurie.

Taylor-Compton remains appealing, unfortunately she starts the performance at such a high shrieking pitch (one of the main points of the film is to show Laurie losing her grip on reality) there's not many places she can take it.

This could've been because of direction or actor's choice, but I think I'll blame the screenplay. This is credited only to Zombie, but Patrick Melton has said that he and his writing partner Marcus Dunstan, who wrote the screenplays for Saw IV-VI, made some un-credited contributions.

In the end...it's just a slasher film, even if you sense it didn't want to be just that. How much of why it's just a slasher film is due to studio interference, budget cuts, and a "grind it out" schedule is an interesting question.

One I would love to discuss with Zombie over dinner...

Hold it...

So I'm reading Howard Kurtz on the Media and he's answering questions from his readers. One of them queries his description of Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien as "iconic figures with big followings."

Kurtz replies:
Take Conan. The guy is so famous I don't need to refer to him by his last name.


!

...his first name is Conan, you stupid fuck! Of course you don't need to refer to him by his last name. It has nothing to do with how "iconic" he is or isn't, or how big his "following" is.

It has to do with the fact that there is only one other person named Conan anybody has ever heard of, and that's a fictitious barbarian!

If his name were something more common like "Howard" or "Ben" that might make sense, but...

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Sticks and stones may break my bones But at least the seeds of love will be sown

One or two of you long-timers may remember a morning a couple of years ago when I learned that my blog was on "StumbleUpon." This being "a browser add-on for finding and sharing great web sites."

This was all well and good, except that the person who added it did so in the “pornography” topic. This was before I had created other blogs to run images of pretty women, still, I question the classifying of any of my blogs as "pornography."

Well, tonight--just two weeks shy of precisely two years later--I learned I've also been added to the "Politics" topic. I suppose I like that better. Besides (and I've quoted this before, but I like it)

Bill Hicks: "To me pornography is, you know, spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons. That's pornographic to me. That's totally filthy, and et cetera, et cetera; down the line, you all in your fucking hearts know the goddamn arguments."

wimpiness at its most winsome*


Thompson Twins - Lay Your Hands On Me
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*It's a line I've always remembered from the original Rolling Stone review of this album.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Some surprise.

Harry Reid: Lieberman 'Double-Crossed Me' On Health Care


Gee, if only there'd been some instance of his past behavior to suggest he might do something like that...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I think I just went just a little bit gay for Conan O'Brien

This is one of the funniest, classiest public statements I have ever read. Reminds me of the fact that Conan started as (trumpets, please) a writer, and a darned good one.

I'd like to think NBC will wise up to that, and remember both that Conan wasn't that good when he was first given Late Night, and Jay wasn't that good when he became sole host of Tonight.

I'd like to think that, but if I were a betting man, I'd say Conan's headed for another network. I'll meet him there, if he is.

PS: I've said it before--If I were inclined to feel sorry for multi billion dollar corporations, I would feel sorry for NBC, because it seems that no matter what they do, they can't keep from fucking up late night.

Fortunately, I am not so inclined.

PPS: I know I chided Jay Leno recently for using an old joke, but some old jokes are classics, and anyway, Jay's a pro, and I'm just an eagle-eared blogger. So:

You know the diference between the Titanic and NBC?

The Titanic had entertainment.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Au revoir Monsieur Rohmer.

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intelligent young women, twisting sometimes painfully in or out of love. That's what French filmmaker Eric Rohmer, who died today, made movies about. That's what I want to tell stories about in whatever form I can.

He had a talent for dialogue (given that I have to assume that through the translator), explorations of love and friendship; a taste for writing about women, misunderstandings, ambiguity and dancing.

That's why every few years I go on a kick of watching a bunch of his films. They pleased and engaged me. On the one hand I shall miss him, on the other there are still a few dozen films of his that I haven't seen yet.

I have a feeling I'll be renting two or three this week. The question is, which ones. I'm leaning toward La collectionneuse, Les rendez-vous de Paris, and/or Nadja à Paris.

In the memorial piece linked above, Roger Ebert writes
Rohmer's characters arrived at moral decisions in their lives, usually through romance, often with warm humor. Few directors have loved people more: Their quirks, weaknesses, pretensions, ideals, and above their hopes of happiness. In 27 features made between 1959 and 2007, not a single Rohmer character was a generic type. All were originals.


The choices were revealed through indirection, in films ostensibly about something else.


And then, quoting one of his own earlier writings,
"Rohmer is the romantic philosopher of the French New Wave, the director whose characters make love with words as well as flesh."


If you have to die, and if you have a gravestone, I should think you could do worse than to have that etched into it.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

boom-clap-bash!

I could almost cry.

Ok, you guys know how I'm an old romantic/wave synth-pop fan (Naked Eyes, Human League, etc)? Well, on one of my semi-freeform Google video searches I ran across this guys art project.

He describes it as:
a synthesis of Synthpop music into Pop Art hence the name




Heaven is going to look like this.

Good and Plenty

Roger Ebert on sweetness denied...and regained via memory.

Friday, January 08, 2010

This is the only version of this song I like

...but I love it.



This is for Viper, because I know deep down he misses the '80s just as much as I do...

I'll watch this episode, anyway

"Bones" brings back Zack.

And your telephone been ringing while You're dancing in the rain

(Mild spoilers, I suppose, for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus)

The thing about being a Terry Gilliam fan or being a fan of any artist really, is that your view of each of their next pieces of work cannot help but be informed by your knowledge of their last, and all that came before.

If you are not careful, this can hamper your enjoyment as each sight is identified, labeled and filed away. For example: A recurrent character in Gilliam's films is the one who reminds the hero or heroes, who sometimes so just want to play, that there is serious work to be done and they had better do it.

This person is not a drudge (though those are represented too) they are people who see and speak the truth; often innocent. In Time Bandits it's Kevin, in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen it's Sally.

In Fisher King--although Gilliam didn't write it--this idea is turned on its head. Jack Lucas plays the anchor to the high-flying Parry, but only when he enters Parry's world, is he able to set the both of them free.

In The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, that role is filled by Verne Troyer as the Doctor's dwarf companion.


This is doubly echoic of some of Gilliam's previous work, by having the part of the truth teller played by someone whom, at first glance, you might take for a child.

And of course, Gilliam used dwarves in Time Bandits better than anyone has ever used them in film, with the possible exception of The Wizard of Oz.

A clever artist, which Mr. Gilliam indubitably is, knows we see and hear echoes, and like the good Doctor Parnassus, he insists that you breathe in his world, and breathe in his world, if you catch the distinction.

I have heard it said--and often repeated--that a good story is not about what it is about, it is about the way in which it is what's about. Well, this movie is about what it's about: Imagination and a deal with the devil.

I knew while watching it that I wanted to see this movie again and again--I know, how rare for me with a Terry Gilliam film.



One of the things I want to study is Christopher Plummer's performance as the title character. I have the feeling it is the kind of performance that is so good it almost slips by you.

He could've been operatic; it would've been easy for Plummer to turn in the kind of performance beloved by drama students everywhere. It might even have worked as well. But instead, Plummer chose to play the calm at the center point of the storm.

As is well known, this is Heath Ledger's last film. He died before filming was finished.

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Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law stepped in via a device: That as Ledger's character steps into the Imaginarium, he changes his face.

This also may affect the way some view the film, but I hope it's something they can get past as both the finished film, and Ledger's unfinished work within, deserve it.

I don't know Ledger's career well enough to hazard a guess how this uncompleted performance stacks up to others, but I did notice something.

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Watch him, especially (but not only) in the scenes with Christopher Plummer, and you will see an actor actually listening to another.

There are no rules about what makes a good actor, but that's one of them.

As Valentina, the Doctor's daughter, Lily Cole is a beautiful woman with a Kewpie doll face, and Gilliam makes excellent use of her here.





I'll want to see her in another part or two before I can say whether I think she can act or just stand around looking pretty (It's her first leading role in a film after spending most of the past decade as a model).

But I will say now that she's already got Megan Fox beat in the "can move and talk at the same time" sweepstakes.

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Andrew Garfield, whose name is unknown to me, plays Ledger's jealous rival for Valentina's affections. His suit is true, but he's not the hero. More about that in a moment.

Troyer here makes up for his participation in any amount of Mike Myers jackassery, and almost for his demonstration of the effects of alcohol consumption on The Surreal Life.

As for the devil in this movie...well, he's played by Tom Waits. You need to know anything else?

As for the other three star actors, they do some really nice work; with a bit of luck, they may have a future in the business.

I'm kidding of course. Actually, the device works better than I was afraid it might, especially because the character they are all playing--Tony--desperately wants to hide who he is, even if it's not always clear if he is hiding from the others, or from himself.

So when entering a world of merged imaginations, why wouldn't he give himself a face that best suits his purpose?

(There's also a suggestion that at least some of his pleasing shapes are supplied by the women he escorts through the mirror.)

(Supposedly, the women imagine themselves romanced by the likes of Johnny Depp & Co. A likely story.)

Still though, Tony is not the hero either.

Then who is?

Well, exactly and precisely whose Imaginarium is this, anyway?

It's Doctor Parnassus', and he is the hero. Not because his name's in the title, but because when determining a hero, I always look for the character who has been changed the most by the events of a story.

If they're lucky, they've learned, but they've always been changed. I can't reveal the way in which Doctor Parnassus is changed by the end of this film, but I will say...it's not simple.

(Entertaining, yes, simple, no)

Parnassus is the imaginative, wise, but half-crippled (in his case by drink) man who wants only to give people a trip into their imaginations by way of his own.

But in order to keep these going, he must make deals that would best not be made, and risk the sweetest thing in his life: His daughter.

The film is, I suspect, Gilliam's most autobiographical work yet, emotionally if not literally.

What do I mean by that? Well, I couldn't help but observe that a producer of this film is one of Gilliam's own daughters, Amy.

(Her sister, Holly, appeared in Brazil as a child--just a little Gilliam fan trivia).

I hate to play blogger psychiatrist, so let me just say...I would imagine, the child of Terry Gilliam knows a little something about the sacrifices one must make just to keep



...going.

PS: And speaking of going, go see this movie. Have I not made this clear?

Dude.

I've been referenced in an article on Salon.com. Well, not me personally, but the "This is why his show should be cancelled" post I did yesterday on Leno.

Now I'm up in the big leagues, gettin' my turn at bat...

PS: eagle-eared blogger? I feel like Stephen Colbert.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Not Aunty Rachel, but...

I've just been hit with a revelation after seeing Michelle Bachman's reaction to President Obama's comments today on terrorism.

You can read the whole thing here, but this is my favorite part:
We should be using all legal means necessary to push [Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab] to release all his information, not allow him to lawyer up.


Now, I have to admit, Keith Olbermann caught this before I did: Do you realize that within one sentence she went from calling for us to use "all legal means" to denying a suspect their right to an attorney?

Now to my revelation: Bachman, famously, thinks that the President of the United States is anti-American. Well, I think that she is the anti-Rachel Maddow.

The kind where the two of them should never be in the same place at the same time, because it would cause the annihilation of the universe.

(That's probably why Bachman has never taken Maddow up on any invitation onto her show...for the best, really, if you like the universe, which I do.)

Everything that Rachel is (sexy, smart, liberal, feminine, energetic, charming and just plain jazzy)...Miss Bachman is not.

This is why his show should be cancelled

On the Thursday (Jan. 7) episode of "The Jay Leno Show," Jay Leno addresses the cancellation rumors in typical Jay style. ...

Leno jokes about asking Katie Couric how switching to another network has worked out for her. He also says NBC stands for "Never Believe your Contract."



Zap2It calls these jokes "Gems." Well, the devil is in the details, and one little detail is that the "Never Believe Your Contract" joke is one Jay was using in 1992 when NBC toyed with throwing him out to keep Letterman.

You'd think he could've written a new joke in 20 years...

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

For those of you who may have wondered just how deep my new wave fandom runs...



Yes, I even love this.

I have a third, actually

Morning Plum says:
There are two questions to ask about last night’s earth-shattering news of the planned retirements of Senators Byron Dorgan and Chris Dodd.

The first: What does it tell us about the overall political landscape and how tough the environment is for Dems? The second: How do the retirements impact the Dem chances of holding their supermajority?


My third: Given what we've seen of how the Dems squandered the "supermajority" when they had it, who gives a fuck whether they keep it or not? And I'm not the only one who's wondering that.

Either the Democrats will lose their "supermajority," and spend the next year or two humping Republican legs like crazed cocker spaniels, or...

They will hold on to their "supermajority"...and spend the next year or two humping Republican legs like crazed cocker spaniels.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Liberal blogger Matthew Yglesias (though he's hardly alone) took a group of unnamed Bush republicans to task because they admitted partisanship stops them saying publicly when they think President Obama is doing a good job. Quoting the NY Times story:

Some worried they would draw the ire of Cheney’s circle if they did...


And Yglesias' response:

some of them don’t want to say he’s doing the right thing because that might make Dick Cheney mad and they’re timid, gutless careerists?


Now now, Matt. In their defense, he could shoot them in the face.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Disney's film for next year is Rapunzel, one of the few Brothers Grimm fairy tales that has never been adapted into a motion picture

Mandy Moore is voicing Rapunzel. One of the directors is Glen Keane, who worked on Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Mickey's Christmas Carol, The Little Mermaid, The Great Mouse Detective, The Fox and the Hound and Pete's Dragon.

Another is a man called Dean Wellins, whose name I don't know but maybe I should as he worked on Bolt, which I liked, and The Iron Giant which I absolutely love.

According to this news item their "take" on the classic is:

Rapunzel is a more independent heroine who uses her 70-foot locks for more than just a ladder, like whipping and tying people up.


Boy I hope I can put this together properly...as you're about to see, I'm heading into quicksand. But...does anybody else get tired of the independent, strong Disney heroine of the past 20 years? Belle; Jasmine and Ariel and so on?

I happen to like independent, strong women characters, and I like the movies those three "star" in. I'm not advocating for a return to helpless Minnie Mice being rescued or kindly old widow women.

I guess it's just, they're beginning to all sound a little bit the same to me. Then again, I feel the same way about American Idol contestants, and that hasn't seemed to hurt their popularity.

Then again again, in this image of "concept art" released for the picture-

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--I like the look of Rapunzel...but that prince looks too much like Eric, Aladdin, etc. However, if you've seen concept art for other motion pictures (animated or otherwise) you know that it's merely a suggestion of how things will play onscreen. (You can find more images here)

The same goes for characterization. In a couple of lines, this Rapunzel sounds like I've heard it before, but that doesn't mean that I have, or that I won't like the way they tell it to me again.

I'm intrigued.

Friday, January 01, 2010

just happened to hear this on my radio...

...driving back from the video store and liked what I heard. Fortunately, they back-announced it.



I know nothing more about the artist than you can find here.