Happy birthday, Tara Reid

You wild-eyed, crazy chick, and


My beloved revolutionary sweetheart. You're beautiful, baby!







Botched (and unnecessary) plastic surgeries, bad career decisions,



choosing never to wear pants and other fashion don'ts, they don't matter to me, by god, I'd still marry you.

Robert Zemeckis must be stopped.

So, Hollywood mega-mogul Robert Zemeckis is recreating the Beatles' Yellow Submarine for the 3-D big screen, and Zemeckis is crossing his fingers that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will appear in the remake!

Zemeckis has pitched the idea to McCartney and Starr, but he says they "haven't gotten the word yet on… whether they're interested in doing it or not."

The Back to the Future director is adamant on continuing with Yellow Submarine even if the two remaining Beatles decline to sign on, but the group has always been a "great source of inspiration" for Zemeckis.

Robert Zemeckis wouldn't know inspiration if Venus herself stood half-naked before him.

Ever see a picture that you know...

...is supposed to make someone look like a sex queen, but instead just makes you feel like you stepped in something?

Just wondering.

This needs to go viral

Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Republican party. They stand for nothing, and they stand in the way of everything.



By coincidence, Rep. Eshoo, there, represents a couple of places I used to live.

How do we feel about this hat, ladies?

If Sophie Monk is known for anything--and she's not, really, at least in this country--it's 'cause she's all curvy and everything. That's why she seems to have paparazzi watching her all day. Even though, as I say, I very much doubt you could find 10 people at any given USA supermarket who know who she is.

She's good-looking. This hat, however...