Alison Arngrim had a secret crush on Jay Leno and thought he had a really cute butt.
Things you don't need to know.
Men at Work's Colin Hay has issued an angry statement calling the Down Under plagiarism case "opportunistic greed".
"When I co-wrote Down Under back in 1978, I appropriated nothing from anyone else's song.
"There was no Men At Work, there was no flute, yet the song existed. That's the truth of it, because I was there, Norm Lurie was not, and neither was Justice Jacobson," wrote an emotional Hay.
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...the NBC deal didn't go far enough and now Conan is paying for staff severance out of his own pocket.
TMZ reports that Conan's "Tonight Show" stagehands were not covered in his exit package, so he has promised to pay the nearly 50-person crew "at least six weeks severance out of his own pocket."
The crew union is "very happy" with Conan's handling of the situation, TMZ reports.
As you may recall, I was Al Gore’s running mate in 2000. A lot of pundits said he picked me because I was willing to criticize Bill Clinton.
But by those standards, he should have picked Hillary!
There was some controversy from my Senate Democratic colleagues that at the same time I was running as vice president with Al, I was also running for reelection to the Senate.
When John Edwards heard about it, he said to me, “Isn’t that like two-timing?”
I’m going to reach out to people who disagree with me. The only nomination I know for certain is Keith Olberman, whom I plan to make Secretary of Interior . . . in hopes he’ll get lost in a national park.
On foreign affairs, I understand what Guantanamo has come to mean in world opinion. But we can fix that, without closing Guantanamo.
All we have to do is change its name. How about calling it the Richard B. Cheney Resort and Rehabilitation Spa?
I bet the water sports will be really great.