Friday, June 13, 2008

Friday the 13th jigsaw Part 2: The day you count on for terror is not over

I have here a lettered list of 13 slasher/horror/science-fiction/fantasy/thriller movies, followed by a numbered list describing scenes from those movies-often but not always of killings. Your job: Fit 'em together.

A. The Funhouse

B. Halloween

C. Saw IV

D. A Nightmare on Elm Street

E. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

F. The Faculty

G. Saw III

H. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

I. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

J. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

K. Saw II

L. The Poseidon Adventure

M. Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI


1. A trampy girl tries to use her very trampiness to escape death. It doesn't work, but you gotta give credit...

2. Giving his life that others might live, a priest drops into the bowels of fire.

3. Having just gotten a machete in his head, the killer falls. When the machete hits the floor, the killer's head slides down it till he comes to a rest.

4. Pretty blonde heroine telepathically uses the rampaging murderers own icon against him, slicing into his skull with it until it (the icon) shatters...

5. The killer decapitates three people with one swipe of his machete.

6. A killer lifts his victim into the air and stabs him through the stomach, pinning him on the wall off his feet, then stands there just looking at the victim for a moment...

7. In one of the most infamously homoerotic slasher-horror films ever made, an ex-Marine coach dies in a high school shower room.

8. The host of "The Daily Show" gets a pencil through his eye.

9. More than two thousand horsemen ride down what seems to be an impossibly high-angled hillside, hitting an attacking army full speed.

10. A man whose first child has already been killed learns that his second child has been kidnapped. She has a limited supply of air; he himself has just murdered the only person who knows where she is, and now there is no way to get her back.

11. A missing person is revealed to have been closer to the people who are searching for him than they could have possibly imagined.

12. The first victim in a series, a cool California blonde, rolls around on the ceiling of a bedroom as she's murdered by a killer no one can see...

13. An abusive husband and father is impaled together with his wife, back to back, by long metal spikes. These are arranged so that the wounds they will leave if removed will be fatal to the husband...but not to the wife. Oh, they'll bleed, and hurt, but if she can find the strength to remove them...

2 comments:

George said...

1-B
2-L
4-E
8-F
9-J
12-D
13-C

Then again, I've only seen B, D, E, and L, so what do I know.

Ben Varkentine said...

No on B and E, yes on all the others.