Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Least newsworthy headlines

AP source: Michael Jackson's inner sanctum chaotic

I can't wait to see the AP's next stories:

Water Wet, Sources Say

Few Real Lesbian Characters On Network Television, Compared To Straight Girls Who Will "Experiment" For Ratings

2 comments:

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Those darn straight girls ruining it for every other good lesbian girl out there. Though really, can't we just let this one pass so that I can see Hayden do her kissy underwear tickle fight thing?

Ben Varkentine said...

Dude, seriously: You're really starting to freak me out.