Yes, now you too can lick the back of Emperor Palpatine's head

You'd think if they really wanted Star Wars fans to use these, they would have included Princess Leia in the gold bikini. There are men who have been waiting 25 years to get their tongues onto the back of that.

...apparently...

...15 postage stamps commemorating the Star Wars movies. The 41-cent stamps will be released May 25.

They were going to issue a stamp featuring Jar Jar Binks, but they were afraid people would take to spitting on the wrong side.*


* With apologies to Will Durst.