The great tragedy of my life is that in my search for the Holy Grail everyone calls True Love...

...I see myself as Zorro, a romantic and mysterious highwayman-and the women I desire see me as...

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From the story "Grail," by Harlan Ellison.

To be truthful, the quote ends with mention of another animated cartoon and comic-book character...I just found the image and wanted to use it.