I feel like a dumb joke (or two)...join me, won't you?

Ahem. From an Usmagazine.com post on Stars' 2009 New Year's Resolutions...

EVA LONGORIA PARKER
"To give up meat."

Lindsay Lohan might be able to help you with that, Eva.

CAMERON DIAZ:
"I have always had the same New Year resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping."

Don't feel you have to do all that, Cameron.

(Read the post and if you think of any other dumb jokes, send 'em in)