It suddenly seems all too fitting that George Bush was-famously-reading "My Pet Goat" on 9/11

Because it's become apparent that the right wing still believes in fairy tales.

That's right kids, you knew it was coming:

A new season of 24, and the wingers go all soft in the head. Per Media Matters:

Fox & Friends hosts Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson, as well as Glenn Beck, cite fictional congressional testimony by 24's "Jack Bauer" in defense of torture