Damn, am I the only one?

Deborah "the artist formerly known as Debbie" Gibson showed some ab at a recent event:



She's getting a lot of love for 'em from the writers and readers of this site, but I'm having trouble feeling it. Call me unreconstructed, but I prefer my women a little softer, even cushion-y, like, oh, say, this:



Deborah Gibson should pay attention to this Debbie Gibson person.



On the other hand, at least it looks as though she got that rock-hard ab body naturally, as opposed to...

(and for the Playboy pics, some Photoshop may have been involved).