In Feministing, we learn that the Abstinence Clearinghouse, which, as it sounds, is a group that promotes saving sex for marriage, has come up with a dandy little piece of merchandise. To spread the good word (about not spreading your good legs)...they're selling lollypops.
Cherry-flavored (they have got to be kidding me) lollypops. Cherry-flavored lollypops with the words "Don't Be a Sucker! Save Sex For Marriage." written on the stem. Well, that ought to do it, especially since there's no way for a lollypop to be nibbled on provocatively...
Seriously, is it just me, or does anybody else think this idea was thought up by some bright spark getting off on the idea of budding young virgins licking and wrapping their moist lips around and sucking on hard...
Sorry, I was miles away for a moment...
1 comment:
This was the dumbest idea in the history of dumb ideas. What on earth were they thinking? Stupid cows.
I much preferred the "Save it for the Bling" billboards.
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