Sunday, March 05, 2006

And now for a brief word from our guest commentator, Chandler Bing

Lawmakers (R) Seek to Outlaw Dildos



The Dire Problem of Dildos in Tennessee

Apparently, lawmakers in this impoverished red state can't find enough serious problems to address, so they've turned their minds to sex, specifically sex toys.

For unknown reasons, State Senator Charlotte Burks (DINO) and State Rep. Eric Swafford (R) have been thinking a lot about the activities going on your bedroom. They have come to the conclusion that Tennessee will be a better place to live if the state regulates your bedroom by outlawing dildos.


Courtesy of the TGW.

And now...Chandler?

"Too...many...jokes..."

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