No, no, no. There you go again. Did you see the movie? Of course not. In this version, a heroic President Bush leaps into the cockpit of United 93 from Air Force One (see, he didn't really run and hide in Oklahoma), overpowers dozens of Islamofascist terra-ists, libruls, and feminazis, then parachutes/paraglides from Western Pennsylvania to the Mall (stunning photography of him circling the Washington Monument, BTW), where he gives an articulate and stirring ad-lib press conference the conforts and unites the nation.
Oh, the plane crash? Some damn Mexican stowaways caused it crash because they couldn't read English and popped open the cargo door at 20,000 feet. (Note to self: When stowing away, leave the bean burritos at home)
So now I've spoiled it for you. Nah-nah, nah nah-nah-nah.
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No, no, no.
There you go again.
Did you see the movie?
Of course not.
In this version, a heroic President Bush leaps into the cockpit of United 93 from Air Force One (see, he didn't really run and hide in Oklahoma), overpowers dozens of Islamofascist terra-ists, libruls, and feminazis, then parachutes/paraglides from Western Pennsylvania to the Mall (stunning photography of him circling the Washington Monument, BTW), where he gives an articulate and stirring ad-lib press conference the conforts and unites the nation.
Oh, the plane crash? Some damn Mexican stowaways caused it crash because they couldn't read English and popped open the cargo door at 20,000 feet. (Note to self: When stowing away, leave the bean burritos at home)
So now I've spoiled it for you. Nah-nah, nah nah-nah-nah.
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