Now that's comedy

So. It seems that a GOP delegate, one Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, was quoted during the recent convention thus:

Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency.

"Less taxes and more war," he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should "bomb the hell" out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.

Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country's resources.

"We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money," he said. "We deserve reimbursement."

A few hours after making that statement Schwartz, who is single, met a beautiful woman in a hotel bar. After hitting it off with her, he invited her to come back to his room. She agreed, they did, had drinks, and he got undressed.

And she took him for $120,000.

She had "bombed" his drink, no word yet as to whether or not she planted a flag...