Friday, March 20, 2009

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

David Boreanaz' Bones alter ego will suffer a life-threatening health crisis this May that will cause him to hallucinate. Well, I can finally reveal the destination of his head trip: Quahog, Rhode Island. Put another way, Booth is getting a visit from Family Guy's acid-tongued baby villain, Stewie!



Y'know, I could forgive this--even though I find Family Guy sickeningly unfunny--I could forgive this, if Bones' ratings were in trouble and it needed the help. But according to the latest ratings, it's number one in its timeslot.

It's Family Guy that needs the help (number three in its timeslot). So why let it mess up Bones?

Why, god, why?

(Best guess: Because The Simpsons won't have anything to do with it and That '70's Show is off the air.)

PS: This won't make sense to those of you who don't watch the series, but as long as Booth's having hallucinations, couldn't one of them be the whole "Zach is apprentice to a cannibalistic serial killer" thing? I really miss that guy...

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