I've always been suspicious of the fact that the NRA is run by a man with the wimpiest name I've ever seen.

And my name is "Ben Varkentine," for crying out loud. But c'mon, "Wayne LaPierre?" They buy that?

But anyway, the NRA's latest thing is calls telling Americans that Hillary Clinton and the UN are coming to take away the only things that make them feel like real men!

Really.