In retrospect, Jimmy would admit that he could probably have come up with a better place to put his time-lapse photography camera than the women's room at a carnival just outside Chicago.
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You may think you see a family memory that will be looked back upon and cherished in years to come. I see a child experiencing something she'll one day be describing to a psychiatrist.
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"That's right...just raise the cage a few more inches...that's it...come on...uh-oh, that guy looks suspicious...uh...I mean...the wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things, our tops are made out of...there we go, keep raising the cage, sucker..."
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Slumped in his chair, George could deny it no longer: The punk look was dead.
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"I don't want to work, I just want to...wait a minute...that is my work! Damnit!"
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"Tune in again next week for another exciting adventure of Jane Bond, SuperSpy In Training!. Next week, Jane learns the hazards of utilizing too much massage oil before a gunfight in 'There's Many A Slip Twixt Cup And Hit!"
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