Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here

A dismaying statistic brought to us by the good people at Media Matters:


From 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. ET on July 30, MSNBC devoted a total of 23 minutes and 42 seconds to segments discussing Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's (D-NY) "cleavage."


(Hides face in hand) Sigh...really? Really? This is what we're going to talk about when we talk abour Mrs Clinton? Nothing about her being a centrist masquerading as a liberal Democrat or, once again, the war the war the war the war?

Nothing about the gratuitious swipes she's had to endure? No concern over whether she has good insticts?

We're just going to talk about tits?

I have reached a decision. This blog is now officially endorsing for president in 2008...



A Liz Hurley/Tara Reid ticket.

If we're going to go to Hell, we might as well take the express train.

(And I know, you say to me, "But Ben! Elizabeth Hurley is not an American citizen!" To which I reply, watch the schoolgirl skirt scene in Bedazzled, then see how much you care.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gavin says her breasts may be from America, we just don't know.

Ben Varkentine said...

On behalf of Great Britain, I resent that.

(If she can be our president, I can speak for Great Britain)

jeopardygirl said...

Um, did they decide whether or not Clinton's breasts looked Presidential?