The things I'll watch on a Sunday evening...

Scott Baio Is 45... and Single is a "reality" show in which the inexplicably famous Baio goes on a quest to find out why the title is true. Based on the premiere tonight, I could give him the answer in one sentence: Because Scott Baio is an uncommonly boring asshole.

My favorite part? When he starts whiningly explaining to an old colleague about how fame put him in a different position....

The colleague? Henry Winkler, who wouldn't know anything about that.

And apparently he was such an inveterate cheater that, we learned from a tease for the next episode, a Playboy model had her first AIDS test because of him.

This Playboy model.



When I say asshole...

The only reason to watch another hour of this would be to revel in the superiority some of us feel upon finding out that one of the monied class is a schmuck. And oh, what a schmuck Baio is.