Sunday, May 11, 2008

A choice of captions


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Originally uploaded by supatclub
One: "See Africa the way the natives do,' you said, 'you don't want to go on one of those tacky guided tours,' you said, ‘we’ll get 'em cheap,' you said..."

Two: "Boy, Rick Santorum sure was right. If not for same-sex marriage, we never could have..."

Three: "On three, we rampage. Pass it on."

Four: "Psst! Say, Mabel."
"What is it, Gertrude?"
"Did I have too much champagne last night, or are there blue humans riding us?"

Six: "I told you not to double down. Didn't I tell you not to double down? My brand-new BMW and you had a pair of sixes..."

Seven: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A-"
"Steve, calm down, you're an animal."
"Oh, right. Sorry. Sorry, everybody."

Eight: "And I'm telling you, the corn was as high as my eye!"

Nine: "So I said to George Lakoff', I said, you never even think of me at all anymore!"

3 comments:

Pat J said...

"One" and "Three" spoke to me.

Generik said...

Very impressive, but where the hell is number five?

Ben Varkentine said...

Number five alive, Stephanie.