Sunday, May 11, 2008
A choice of captions
Two: "Boy, Rick Santorum sure was right. If not for same-sex marriage, we never could have..."
Three: "On three, we rampage. Pass it on."
Four: "Psst! Say, Mabel."
"What is it, Gertrude?"
"Did I have too much champagne last night, or are there blue humans riding us?"
Six: "I told you not to double down. Didn't I tell you not to double down? My brand-new BMW and you had a pair of sixes..."
Seven: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A-"
"Steve, calm down, you're an animal."
"Oh, right. Sorry. Sorry, everybody."
Eight: "And I'm telling you, the corn was as high as my eye!"
Nine: "So I said to George Lakoff', I said, you never even think of me at all anymore!"