You. Have. Got to be. Motherfriggin'. Kidding me!

Just when you think the crazy "Christians" can't make themselves look like bigger dicks than they already are, they go and do something like this. Like what? I'm glad you asked.

You see, the Krispy Kreme company is going to be giving away doughnuts on Inauguration Day. They sent out a little press release including this sentence:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. is honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day

It's a publicity stunt, of course, very much along the lines of The American Way; certainly nothing to which any sane American could object. Uh-huh, that's right, you caught it. I said "sane American."

As opposed to an organization called the American Life League. Which sent out their own press release...

KRISPY KREME CELEBRATES OBAMA WITH PRO-ABORTION DOUGHNUTS

Honest to god, I am not making this up. That's their headline.

"Pro-Abortion Doughnuts." They said that. In print.

You feel the grin spreading slowly across your face already, don't you?

Wait, there's more. Their logic (and I use the word loosely):

The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.

That only leaves me one thing to say.