Do you know how you turn an unremarkable romantic comedy into my new favorite film...ever?

You cast as your male lead, a "Bronx baker with an explosive temper," one Costas Mandylor.

Who was then just a couple of years away from playing Detective Hoffman, Jigsaw's apprentice in the latter half (so far) of the Saw franchise.

You have no idea how twisted a film can become when seen from that point of view.

Or maybe you do.