41. Constantine
My reaction to this film's release was the same as everybody who's ever read any comic book ever: That's not Constantine.
42. Jersey Girl (2004)
Silent Bob. Not since Mel Brooks has there been a writer/director who so betrayed the promise of his talent. I'll give this one of George Carlin's best performances as an actor, but as a whole this movie was so bad it left me agape.
43. Resident Evil
I never played the games, so I can't speak to how they translate, but I've seen all the movies...though never in the theater. My standard line for the Resident Evil films is that they are either just below or just above average, with the differential being how good looking you think Milla Jovovich is. I think she's one of the sexiest women in the world, so...
She's pretty tough in them, too.
44. Fantastic Four (2005)
A franchise slain by miscasting: That's not Doctor Doom, Sue Storm, etc...
45. Halloween (2007)
I think the 1978, John Carpenter Halloween would be thought of much more highly if it hadn't been followed by so many quick-cash, shoddy (with the notable exception of IV) sequels. One of the best horror movies I've ever seen. But I have to admit, I thought Rob Zombie's remake wasn't half bad, in fact it was probably the best remake of Halloween that could've been made.
47. Terminator: Salvation.
The slightest chance of my taking this film seriously was terminated by Christian Bale's putting half his foot into his own mouth on set and taking a great big bite while being surreptiously taped. Plus I liked the Terminator TV series, so I was glad when this dropped quickly off the charts.
48. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
On the other hand, unlike the Halloween remake, this one never even comes close to the thrill power of the 1974 original, and remains a meaningless exercise.
49. Superman Returns
Didn't love it, didn't hate it.
50. Daredevil
No. That's all. Just no.
44. Fantastic Four (2005)
A franchise slain by miscasting: That's not Doctor Doom, Sue Storm, etc...
45. Halloween (2007)
I think the 1978, John Carpenter Halloween would be thought of much more highly if it hadn't been followed by so many quick-cash, shoddy (with the notable exception of IV) sequels. One of the best horror movies I've ever seen. But I have to admit, I thought Rob Zombie's remake wasn't half bad, in fact it was probably the best remake of Halloween that could've been made.
47. Terminator: Salvation.
The slightest chance of my taking this film seriously was terminated by Christian Bale's putting half his foot into his own mouth on set and taking a great big bite while being surreptiously taped. Plus I liked the Terminator TV series, so I was glad when this dropped quickly off the charts.
48. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
On the other hand, unlike the Halloween remake, this one never even comes close to the thrill power of the 1974 original, and remains a meaningless exercise.
49. Superman Returns
Didn't love it, didn't hate it.
50. DaredevilNo. That's all. Just no.
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