"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God...

"...for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist...therefore, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

~The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

TOBY
James Hoebuck will vote yea...if we give him $115,000.

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BARTLET
For an RV? What's he want?

LEO
An NIH study on remote prayer.

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BARTLET
Well, in my faith, we've known it's worked for two thousand years. I never knew there was data available, but okay.

~The West Wing, "Guns Not Butter" by Eli Attie & Kevin Falls & Aaron Sorkin

January 03, 2006

Prove Christ exists, judge orders priest

This should go well...