Does anyone else remember a series of Peanuts strips...

...in which Lucy circulates a document for the other kids' signatures?

Lucy: Just sign it... that's right... thank you. No matter what happens any place or any time in the world, this absolves me from all blame!

Charlie Brown: That must be a nice document to have.

(Quote via this nifty page of Peanuts quotes)

I'd say Lucy is now working in the White House, but I don't want to insult such a treasured part of my childhood.