A Mr. Frey of Iowa, currently facing charges of kidnapping his own wife and a separate child pornography charge, drew up his own marriage contract for said wife. Said contract, which said wife apparently never signed (for some reason) contained stipulations such as that
Unexpected anal sex will get Frey’s wife 14 Good Behavior Days.
You can see more here. The bits dictating exactly-
- How she should trim her...well, trim...
- What kind of underpants she should wear (garter belts and thongs only, please)
- How she should sleep (naked, unless instructed otherwise)
- How she is not to argue with him, but be cheerful and adoring and not condescending
-are themselves worth the price of admission. And they're all just on the first page, the thing goes on for three more! It's excellent! Me, I just love the idea of "Unexpected anal sex." It brings to mind images of,
"Oh, baby I love you so much...hey! The hell?"
1 comment:
I just can't believe she married him. If I were presented with this...piece of crap, I'd walk and never, ever look back. What an asshole. I have to agree with Amee, the grammar is terrible (to add insult to injury).
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