Isn't this the face of a man you want rifling through your underwear drawer, ladies?

In Wonkette (with thanks to Ian for the link),

[…]George C. Dalmas III, 44, works at the CIA. He has now been charged with 17 burglaries in the McLean area. And in a search of his Falls Church home, police said, they found a stunning trove of cash, jewelry, antiques, license plates — and bags filled with more than 1,000 women’s undergarments.