Sometimes the universe just gives you gifts (or, hahahahahahahahahaha...)

So, guess what. Mariah Carey's making a movie again. You''ll remember that the last time Ms. Carey made a film, the result was the rather notorious flop Glitter, about which the RT consensus was-

a hodgepodge of movie cliches and bad acting that's sure to generate unintentional laughs. Unfortunately, the movie is not bad enough to be good.

-so we can see that with her new project, she has all the goodwill in the world going for her.

What's that?

What is the name of her new project?

I thought you'd never ask.

Coming soon to a theater near you...Mariah Carey in...Tennessee: The Movie.