Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I reiterate: Robert. Zemeckis. Has. Got to be. Stopped!

It was bad enough that he seems to have been sucked so deep into the Uncanny Valley (look it up) that he's confused it with real animation (you know, what Pixar and Brad Bird do).

At least when Zemeckis made Roger Rabbit, he had the rare good sense to hire the incredibly gifted Richard Williams to do the animated parts of the film. You'd think that would've taught him an important lesson, but apparently not.

Only too recently, we learned he's going to fuck up Yellow Submarine for future generations. Now it comes out, not only is he also planning a Roger Rabbit sequel, but he wants to do it using his creepy, not-real-animation for the humans in the story.

Taking a cue from South Park: Why doesn't Zemeckis just film himself raping Roger Rabbit for 104 minutes; call it a movie, and leave it at that?

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