Thursday, October 13, 2005

Tell me the truth, ladies

Don't you feel silly sitting there with breasts that can't do anything save be pleasing asthetically and/or feed children? Well, good news.
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

1 comment:

Ben Varkentine said...

No comment...though I admit I'm intrigued at the possibilities for ironic comment during lovemaking.

"Relax, don't do it, when you wanna..."

"Honey, are you trying to tell me something?"