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Pamela Anderson Crowned 'TV's Sexiest Woman Ever'

I'm going to make a broad statement: If you think Pamela Anderson is sexy, you probably can't get off except with porn and "real dolls."

Ok, you knew this was coming. Women who have been on TV that are sexier than Pamela Anderson (in no particular order, and this is not intended to be an all-inclusive list):

Christa Miller. Ah, she used to be so terrific.
Before all the Botox, of course.

And her TV sister Tara Reid (who between you and me, really needs to have a long, sad conversation with her agent).



Amber Benson





Alyson Hannigan. Before she dyed her lovely hair to appease redhead-hating Hollywood.



Jane Wiedlin



Christina Applegate. There is always something sexy about a funny woman, but there is not necessarily anything funny about a sexy woman. Fortunately, Applegate is both.



Holly Hunter. She is singlehandedly holding whatever interest I have left in Saving Grace.

Paget Brewster. Her work on Huff is proof that, even on a cable series, a woman can be very sexy while chosing to forgo explicit nudity.
January Jones is worth turning your head for too.


(l-r) Minka Kelly, Adrianne Palicki, Connie Britton & Aimee Teegarden: The women of Friday Night Lights



Elisabeth Moss



And I haven't even mentioned Kristen Bell.

Or Liza Weil, my icon of Annabel.


Or those girly-shaped Gilmore Girls...



Pamela Anderson? Sheeit...