I love stories like this...

...because they're as predictable as snow in winter. Until last December, there was a man in Salt Lake City who ran a service whereby one could have preexisting DVDs "censored" to remove scenes and language one found offensive.

I wouldn't think there would be a big market for, say, a version of Juno that's all about a teenage girl who gets caught kissing her boyfriend, but again, this was Salt Lake City.

And further, the business no longer exists. Seems the studios (known for their commitment to the filmmakers' vision) and their lawyers didn't care for it.

Oh, and the man who ran said business?

He's been arrested on charges of having sex acts performed on him by 14-year-old girls, for which he paid them.

Seriously. Like snow in winter. The people who yell the loudest about keeping things clean and are the most scared of their own or anyone else's body are always, always, always the ones looking for hot sex in airport bathrooms.

Healthy people like me, however, can tell you without shame that in this picture the first two letters Emily Blunt is in front of stand for Women I'd...