Wednesday, January 30, 2008

John Edwards gives up

Edwards Suspends Presidential Campaign



Well John...I've liked you, I've disliked you...(once or twice I've been ashamed of you). I've had the hots for your daughter Cate, and I may like your wife's views even more than I like yours. In a weird way, one of the many things I'm still pissed at John Kerry about is that I think he "swift-boated" any chance you might have had of being Hillary or (my choice) Obama's running mate.

IIRC, no one's ever been the running mate for two consecutive presidental elections (not counting sitting VPs, of course). But I think you'd make a fine veep-there have even been times when I've thought you'd make a fine president.

Unfortunately you came off kind of creepy on the David Letterman show the other night, but I choose to believe that was just the strain of the campaign showing through.

And in conclusion, I'd just like to put this idea out there into the ether, in hopes that in some magical way it'll reach the ear of the president elect:

Attorney General John Edwards.

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