Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Viper, Generik, George, Timewalker, and Dr. Zaius...front and center!

I tag you all for what follows.


has charged me to tell you seven facts about me that are not true. Unless they are.

1. I'm thanked by name in the acknowledgements section of two or three Doctor Who (or related) novels.

2. Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist whose every move's among the purest. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

3. My real father is Ian McKellen, my Buddhist teacher was Howard Jones, and I played basketball at Stanford.

4. I'm a gremlin from the Kremlin! How do you do?

5. Some friends of mine and I used to sit in the middle of the street late at night and play games of Uno. One of those same friends kept a bobcat as a pet.

6. When I was 18, I once engaged in covert sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl during a screening of an animated film. In my defense, it was All Dogs Go To Heaven, so I had to do something to keep from walking out.

7. When I was six I saw a flying saucer.


Viper said...

I will instead do this for you because 1. I'm too lazy to come up with anything and 2. I think I know how you feel about redheads.


Here is something I guest-blogged on a redheaded friend of mine named Killjoy when she was on vacation with my wife:


Ben Varkentine said...

I'm having trouble accessing your blog3, Major.

Viper said...

Try now.

I tried something called "Bad Behavior" that was supposed to block spam but it seemed to do that by blocking EVERYONE. Bad Behavior indeed.

I freaked because not even I could get to it to turn off the plugin.

My solution? Access my files via FTP and rename the plugin PHP file.

I'm so smart it's scary sometimes.

Anyway, the 50 things I wrote about the lovely redheaded Killjoy should cover this meme.

George said...

I visit for the babes...I stay to get memed.

WV: ewwlmo: what you say to Elmo when he burps up while giggling