Saturday, February 09, 2008

A friend once told me admiringly that I was never more delightful than when I was being bitchy. Let's test that theory.

One: Nicole Kidman has pretty nice legs for an old broad.



Two: Good god! Okay, this is no longer funny. Would somebody please get this girl a doughnut?

And Three: Rainbow Brite must have thrown up on Paris Hilton. See?

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