Monday, February 04, 2008

This is the news.

Actual Earthlink News headline:

Children Caught in Middle During Wars


And in other news, ads sell for high prices during the Super Bowl. Babies are cute. Jack might seem foolish for trading his cow for magic beans, but wait. Comic books do not rot your mind. Life is not a cabaret. Las Vegas sells itself as a place to commit adultry.

And, finally, another actual EN headline...
Gunman Sought in Deadly Store Shooting


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Well who the hell else would you seek in a shooting (deadly or otherwise), a botanist?

2 comments:

Richard said...

"Comic books do not rot your mind."

Lies! Baseless lies! Why do you lie so much?

Ben Varkentine said...

It's the comic books. They rotted my mind.