Awwwwwwwwwwwww...y'havin' a bad day, puddin'?

Via Think Progress, some Highlights From Tony Snow's First Press Gaggle:

“You’ll forgive me, but I’ll do the talking points on this as the new kid on the block. I’m not fully briefed into everything. I hate to read from a sheet of paper.”

“For today, I am not going to handle international issues or currency issues. I do not wish to set off global tempests. I frankly just don’t know enough on those.”

“I thought this would be nice and congenial and it is obviously just a mess.”