How nuts is Heather Mills?

Mills, Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-second wife, has been distinguishing herself by:

• Bad-mouthing him in the press-and threatening to continue to do so- claiming he's "tight with money"-he's only offered her somewhere in the neighborhood (reports vary) of 45 million pounds
• Accusing him of being a bad father who abused her
• Claiming that "huge powers" are against her
• Calling "999"-Britain's version of 911-multiple times over paparazzi, to the point where she became a nuisance and police had to ask her to stop
• Agreeing to appear on Dancing With The Stars.
• And even driving Paul away for his long-time label, for Pete's sake.

And, um...

A clutch of former friends allege that she was a hooker who sold her body to rich Arabs, and her stepfather has disputed the incredible coincidence in her autobiography that her late mother nearly lost her leg in a car crash years before the model suffered her own such injury.

Bizarrely, she accused the TV producer she jilted for McCartney of being a gay government spy intent on wrecking her anti-land mine campaign and even pretended to be a respected writer by proudly showing articles written by a journalist with the same name.

She also wrote that she slept in a cardboard box as a teenage runaway in London, while her puzzled stepfather said there was always a room for her in the family house.

But all that, and more, didn't really start me wondering just how nuts she really was until I read this: Even PETA doesn't want any part of her any more. How the fuck nuts do you have to be for PETA-not known for their well-thought-out, convincing, rational and clear arguments-to go You know what babe? You're making us look bad.