Connecting images by the slimmest of threads

1. I just know there's a metaphor here for the republican and Democratic parties.



You guess which is which (and of course, click to enlarge)



2. This is Virginia Madsen, who AFAIK is not a metaphor for either party. It's just that I've had a crush on her since 1985.

I believe faithfully that if we've been good, when we die we get to take a never-ending hot shower with a 21 year-old Madsen.

You make your heaven, and I'll make mine...