Remember the guy who tossed a shoe at our ex-president's head?

He's about to get out of prison and he'll be greeted with open arms and bouquets of flowers...speaking metaphorically, of course. Speaking literally, he's going to be greeted with

A new four-bedroom home has been built by his former boss. A new car – and the promise of many more – awaits.

Pledges of harems, money and healthcare are pouring in to his employers, the al-Baghdadia television channel.

“One Iraqi who lived in Morocco called to offer to send his daughter to be Muntazer’s wife,” said editor Abdul Hamid al-Saij.

“Another called from Saudi offering $10m for his shoes, and another called from Morocco offering a gold-saddled horse.

(Via Think Progress)

What does it say that I'm feeling like this guy spoke for me better than I'm expecting our president to this very evening?