Note to self: Watch The Late Late Show tonight

To see if Craig Fergeson says anything about this:

Scotland tops list of world's most violent countries — A UNITED Nations report has labelled Scotland the most violent country in the developed world, with people three times more likely to be assaulted than in America. — England and Wales recorded the second highest number of violent assaults …

ETA: Yes, yes he did.

Also, take care not to jump to any conclusions about why this conservative blog's default response to the news is: They're coming to take our guns away! It is, I swear it.