Wednesday, September 21, 2005

So. Did you hear the one about...

...how the government announced that it is changing the symbol of our country from an Eagle to a condom?

Why? Because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed, and protects a prick.








(Rephrased version of a joke, original to be found here)

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