I have here a lettered list of 13 slasher movies, followed by a numbered list describing scenes from those movies-often but not always of killings. Your job: Fit 'em together.
A. Re-Animator
B. Scream
C. Basic Instinct
D. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
E. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
F. Scream 2
G. Sleepaway Camp
H. Friday the 13th Part 2
I. Friday the 13th Part III
J. Cherry Falls
K. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
L. Jason X
M. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
1. A bitchy girl is assaulted with a curling iron...where no woman wants a curling iron.
2. A head gives head.
3. Before being sucked through a grate into the vacuum of space, a picturesque young woman declares, "This sucks on so many levels!"
4. Having just acquired something iconic, the rampaging murderer shoots someone in the eye with a spear gun.
5. A crippled guy gets a machete in the face; then goes bouncing in his wheelchair down about three flights of outdoor stairs...
6. In a movie with a "mystery" killer, the person who will eventually be "revealed" as the culprit stares right into the camera. We hear a low, deep, synthesized note on the soundtrack. Viewers spend the rest of the movie saying "Who could the killer be? Who?"
7. A young girl trapped in a garage with a killer tries to escape by pulling herself through a pet door, but gets stuck and the killer activates the door...
8. The star of the film-who allegedly looks like me-is slowly swallowed up to their waist by a not-at-all disturbingly phallic version of the murderer in the form of a giant snake.
9. In a rare truly surprising scene, a horror movie expert is killed in mid phone-taunt.
10. A father asks his teenage daughter just how much she's done with boys, and encourages her to do more.
11. The murderer cheerfully informs her most recent, and large-breasted, victim: "Good thing you're dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible."
12. A usually mouthy, jokey killer appears silently behind their next victim, but only a terrified child can see them...
13. A yummy, nude blonde brutally murders her sex partner mid-act.
6 comments:
2 = A Re-Animator
7 = B Scream (what a horrible way to go)
10 = J Cherry Falls (that's a pretty good but forgotten movie)
12 = D New Nightmare
13 = C Basic Instinct
Do you look like Robert England? or Freddie Krueger?
Yes on all the movies, no on my looking like Freddy or the actor who plays hims.
Shoot, get her late and can't be first with the asnwers to 2, 7, and 13.
I'm pretty sure 4 is I (and in 3-D to boot).
Correct. It's Jason's first hockey-masked kill. Ah, the memories.
Well, I knew #13 only, but thanks for the quick reminder of why I don't watch horror movies!!!!
-a'mee
Gee, why?
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