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Another Amazon review. This time, for inexplicable reasons, I'm the first and to date only person to have reviewed it. Lemme give you my opening sentence:

If you read only one detective novel about a murdered shepherd told from the perspective of his sheep, translated from the German and written by a woman who looks like Emily Watson's twin this decade, this should be the one.

If that doesn't get you to read the review, and I hope the book, I don't know what will. I'm talking about Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story by Leonie Swann. BTW, this is Leonie Swann:



And this is Emily Watson.



Do I lie?