Tuesday, November 27, 2007

It's bad that on some level I think this is good, isn't it?

underrated actress and sexy babe Charisma Carpenter has split with her husband. Clearly, I am now in with a chance.

(Better check the dosages on that ol' medication, Varkentine)

4 comments:

George said...

Somehow it's impossible to refrain from "getting nailed by a carpenter" jokes.

Ben Varkentine said...

Try, George, try!

George said...

Sorry I besmirched the chin and kneecap of your blog with my tepid, viscous humor.

Ben Varkentine said...

Oh, George, George, George, George...come now!